“My friends think I’m rich”: five crypto skits for the reveal

Every friend group has one: the friend everyone assumes is rich because they’re “in crypto”. They talk about entries and exits, they never say how much, and nobody asks. These five skits are about the moment someone finally sees the phone, built on Pozer’s crypto wallet, which can say exactly how bad it is.

A skit, not an alibi

The reverse flex is comedy everyone in it is in on. A wallet showing a loss is still a fake record when it’s shown to someone as real — to dodge a debt, to hide money from a partner, an ex or a court, or to show a lender, a landlord or a collector — and our acceptable use policy prohibits that whichever way the numbers point. These are scenes, played by people who know it’s a prop.

The broke wallet

Most of these skits start from the same wallet. Turn Live prices off first: with it on, every coin the feed carries is priced at the market and the total is worked out for you. Off, every figure is the one you type.

• Wallet name is the joke’s first line. It sits over the balance, up to 22 characters, and Generational Wealth fits.
• Total balance and Change amount: 312.48 and −41,587.52. A change below zero turns the line red.
• Change period: All time. The home screen prints the change in money followed by this word, with no percentage, so −$41,587.52 All time is the whole story in one line.
• Rows that add up. The tokens and the Cash row should come to the total: here ETH at $101.18, SOL at $68.79, an invented coin at $142.10 and $0.41 of cash make $312.48.
• A coin you’ve invented, with any symbol, a holding in the millions and a 24h % as low as −99. With no logo it gets a disc in its Tint colour with up to four letters of its symbol.

Five skits

1. Generational Wealth

At dinner, the friend who’s “in crypto” leaves their phone face up a second too long, and someone picks it up. Generational Wealth. $312.48. And under it, in red: −$41,587.52 All time.

Set: the wallet above. Land it on: the name, then the number, read out in that order by whoever picked it up.

2. “Put me on”

A friend has waited months for this: they want in on whatever the rich one is holding. The character opens the coin’s page with pride. Under the price, the day’s move ends in (−93.00%), and the chart below it runs downhill in red. “Honestly? It’s on sale.”

Set: the invented coin’s 24h % to −93. Its card on the home screen shows the day in money, −$1,887.90, so the friend can see it coming. Land it on: the percentage.

3. Lunch is on me

The rich friend insists on paying and opens the wallet. The Cash row, right under the balance, says $0.41. They tap it, add $20 and put Mum in From. The receipt reads Added, +$20, New cash balance $20.41 — and, in the details, From: Mum.

Set: Show cash on, Cash balance 0.41. Land it on: the From line. Tapping the Cash row opens Add Cash straight away, so the whole beat is one tap and a keypad.

4. “I was up 400% here”

Cornered, the character opens the coin, taps ALL and puts a finger on the peak: they were up four times over, once. The line carries on past the finger, all the way down.

Set: Trend, under Chart, to a spike that falls away — 20, 26, 41, 78, 100, 63, 37, 24, 16, 12, 9, 8, 7, 6 — where the climb from 20 to 100 is the 400%. An invented coin draws every window from it, and on ALL the line is red because it ends below where it began. Land it on: the finger on the peak.

5. The quiet one

Two phones on the table: the friend who’s “in crypto”, and the friend nobody thinks about, who bought a little years ago and forgot. Main Vault, +$2,140.66 All time, in green, beside Generational Wealth, −$41,587.52 All time.

Set: a second app for the quiet friend, with live prices off, a modest total and a positive Change amount over All time. Land it on: the two change lines side by side.

On set

• Refreshing changes nothing. With live prices off, pulling down spins the refresh indicator and every figure stays put, so a frantic refresh is safe to film.
• Reset after a tap. Add Cash in skit 3 stays on the phone. Hold two fingers still on the screen until Edit appears, tap it, then Reset to published values.
• The mark. Free apps carry a SIMULATED · POZER.COM mark under the balance and its change, on the other screens and on every receipt; Pro, at US$12.99/mo, removes it. The rest of the wallet, screen by screen, is in the wallet walkthrough.